About 600 miles later
Picture post! Mostly. Because really, people, you can’t expect me to have much brain left at this point! 2 weeks of wrapping up my job, packing, worrying, feeling slightly ill about everything, saying goodbye …

[the Ritz, aka Alamo Drafthouse downtown]
So we left Austin. At the moment, I am in Roswell, NM, where the proprietor of this establishment believes that “non smoking pet room” is the same thing as “oh who cares just give them a former smoking room their pets will mess it up anyway” room. Grr. Out comes the allergy medicine and cayenne pepper (decongestants and I don’t mix well. Hot stuff and I do).

[field of sunflowers in West Texas]
The dog and cat are mostly unimpressed with everything, and have been napping. The cat is now happily staring out the motel room window. I have determined that the cat will follow me happily to perdition and beyond as long as I feed her promptly. The dog just wants to chase his squeaky toy. I wish that so few things could produce contentment in me.

[yes, all my stuff does fit into that thing]
I am thoroughly packed. Packed, shoved, manhandled, stuffed, poked and squeezed in to a 6′x7′x8′ almost-cube and my car. I even managed to bring along 6 plants. Epic powers of squish. I feel very accomplished for being a non pack rat. I feel much … lighter. Less stuff = fewer things I need to clean and worry about.
To answer another common question: I do not have a place to live in San Francisco yet. What I do have is an extended stay hotel room and a place to store my cube. I also have a job that I start one week from today. I may have a vague plan. You see, I like living out near the edge of what sanity decrees is safe. It’s more fun and exciting out here.
[New Mexico desert sunset]
I’m going to get up in the morning, stuff the cat and dog back in the car (protesting, I’m sure) and keep driving west and sort of north until I get to a place on the ocean with a lot of vegetarian food that isn’t Los Angeles. Portland or Seattle.
Should work out great.
P.S. I’ve determined that my first stop tomorrow is going to be a yarn shop. I “need” to stop and buy yarn for a project. I developed this afghan crocheting plan via researching patterns on a spotty cell signal this afternoon. Someone needs to take my phone away from me.
Goal Achieved, Level Up
KNOCK KNOCK. Hello? You guys are being extraordinarily quiet. Everyone okay out there?
So you know I finished the One Skein Scarf, and mentioned the hat, and said it was all part of a hat/scarf/mittens set. The set comprises the scarf, the Applejack Cap and Lion Brand mittens made out of 3-year-stashed Homespun Prairie. Voila!

I’m pretty happy with how it all turned out. The hat was supposed to be looser than this, but since I (a) used a smaller hook to make the stitches smaller to make it warmer and (b) used bulky yarn instead of worsted, you can maybe see how I’d end up with a different hat than the pattern makes. I added stitches to it to compensate, and also added length to the hat so it would cover my ears. After all, what’s the point of a warm hat if it won’t cover your ears? Actually, for acrylic, all this stuff turned out very warm.
The making of the mittens was an odyssey. I started them the day we left Iowa (the 26th) and made the ribbing, then continued the next TWO DAYS OF FREEZING TRAVEL through Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma and Texas. It was very snowy in Iowa and Missouri. Made for exciting travel. All my pictures look sort of dream-like, because I couldn’t keep the condensation off the windows. Here’s where I was just south of Kansas City, Kansas. My toes felt totally frozen.

I made both mittens at once as I went along. I knew if I just did one, the other would never get made. Here we are in the spectacular Flint Hills in Kansas. It’s amazingly … I don’t know. Not much there but cows. The Flint Hills are a unique place. You know that super green and huge blue sky with hills desktop in Windows? I think that came from this place. In winter, it just looks scary-barren.

I’d managed to get a pair of warm slippers in Wichita, which gave me enough energy do all but the fingers by the time we’d gotten to Northern Oklahoma, near Ponca City (where I used to live). We thought we’d be able to make it home the first night, but a 2 hour traffic jam and icy conditions meant we stopped for the night in Oklahoma City. Mittens going well, though.

Somewhere south of Ft. Worth, Texas I was mostly done with a thumb and was finally warm again! It was about this point I gave up on following the pattern, because the pattern had long since begun to seem stupid. It wasn’t wide enough in the hand, for one thing. So I just kept going and made them to fit my hand exactly.

By the time we got home to Austin both thumbs were finished. I needed to finish the fingers for the last three inches, and sew ‘em up. Two weeks later, I was done. It was frustrating to make mittens with this yarn. The thread-like core kept snapping when I tried to pull a seam tight. All I can say about it now is that my stash is smaller, and they’re very soft mittens.

It was an interesting start on non-beanie hats and finger-wear. I kind of wanted to try the patterns out on a yarn I hadn’t spend a lot of $$ on, so I could do them again but better. Now if I can only remember to write up what I did!
Mittens, Holidays and Organization
Happy new year, y’all. How’s the year treating you so far?
{My brother, Jeremy, making honey walnut wheat bread.}
I’ve had any number of blog posts appear and disappear out of my head in the last few days. Mostly they disappear into the mashed potatoes that seem to be clogging up my head (hey Mom, you know that cold you had?). But basically, what I want to talk about boils down to three things: (1) mittens, (2) food prep and (3) family holidays. Not necessarily in that order.
{Lovely misty freezing weather in Iowa.}
Let’s start with the mittens though. I can’t seem to finish them. I’ll have you know I worked on an awesome traveling blog post about making mittens, only to find I wasn’t too pleased with what I was doing. Then I never seemed to have the time to sit down and work on them again, and finish. So here I am! Still mitten-less! This chaps my hide, if you’ll pardon the expression. I PROMISED MYSELF HANDMADE FUZZY MITTENS, and here I am still NOT with the mittens. Finishing them is my real goal for the week. Before it gets too warm to wear them.
{Jeremy’s bread, which I just finished off tonight along with my mom’s cranberry bread yesterday.}
Let’s move on to family holidays. I did what I’ve done many times in my life, and went to Iowa to my grandparents’ house. I love this ritual, and it’s something I remember doing for most of my life. It is a far drive, and I sacrifice other things to do it, but it is a dear and important tradition to me. This is usually the only time I see my maternal extended family during the year, so I make an effort to make the trip each year. I wish I could kick the a** of my paternal family to do the same periodic gathering sort of thing.
{It turns out my mom’s good at un-knotting tangled skeins of yarn. Thanks for those tangles, Wesley!}
On a side note, I got lots of great stuff. You? I gave almost 100% handmade things. It was definitely the season of felted pins. I did not make stuff, however. I will probably do something masochistic like that in the future (like some other crafty bloggers I know), but not this year. Once again, I failed to send holiday cards also. Meh. One day. Maybe I could send Memorial Day cards? Halloween?
{Denmark cemetery. You know, the old kind of town cemetery, dating to the 1800s, behind the church in the small town.}
This year I was in charge of the holiday food. Nine people from Tuesday to Saturday. Granted, I love to cook, and I don’t mind cooking a lot, but I’m used to cooking for two. This required meal planning. I love me some planning! I had charts, and I had lists, and I had recipes and I had … well, let me just show you:
See what I mean? I put notes and stuff on Flickr, too.
{I didn’t remember to get french fried onions for the green bean casserole, so I layered stuffing over the casserole instead, and it actually turned out pretty well.}
I was happy to have my grandmother (who is 83) sit while I did the work this year. She’s not good at just relaxing, but we tried. There isn’t a whole heck of a lot I can do for her being so far away, so it was good to do. Everyone else helped me out, and we all got fed on a regular basis. Usually my uncle Dan or my aunt Miriam do the cooking, but there’s no reason for me to sit around like a fence post. Uncle Dan helped with the meat a lot, which isn’t really my thing anymore.
{The day after Christmas it snowed. A lot. And Jeff drove on this to get us from Iowa to mid-Missouri. Good times! Actually, the glare from the windshield makes it look extra bad.}
The whole holiday was nice. Crazy family, crazy drive … oh hey. Did I mention there was a snowstorm on the way back to Texas? Jeff drove. I crocheted mittens. My mom got bored. It took two and a half days, but we made it in one piece. And THAT, my friends, is the mitten story. But it’s not today’s story.





























